Melissa tagged me for the Real Life Curriculum meme, I do not know what the official title is but that is what I'm going to call it. The Rules are: Devise a list of 5-10 courses you would take to fix your life. It's more fun to be in classes with friends, so include one class from the person who tagged you that you'd also like to take. Tag 5.
Melissa did such an amazing job with this, I am just warning you now that mine will be lame!
First is the class I would like to take from Melissa. As much as I relate to the "Single Parenting for Married People" I have already mastered the skills she mentioned so I am going with...
"Seven Strategies for Dealing with your Nosy Neighbors Maybe you, too, have a tree that your neighbors find offensive, or maybe you're just pissing them off because you don't bring in your trash cans right after the trash guys come, at 6:30 am. You ingrate. Whatever it is, this class can help you with tried and true methods like "Ducking Whenever They Walk Past Your Kitchen Window" and "Making Evil Comments About Their New Astroturf Lawn To Anyone Who Calls Your House". By the end of the quarter, you'll be ready to dodge and snark your way around your own neighborhood without a smidgen of guilt."
Now 4 from me....
Time Management Strategies Do you find yourself running out of time? Do you feel like you never get everything checked off your to-do list? Have you ever looked at the clock and exclaimed," Holy shit where the fuck did the time go?" Then this class is for you!
Mixed Drinks 300 This is an advance course in how to make the lesser known alcoholic beverages. You know you want to learn how to make a Pink Fuzzy Pussy.
Follow through for Beginners Do you start things that you never finish? Perhaps 5 loads of clean folded laundry that you never got put away and you just dig through the basket looking for THE pair of jeans you want to wear. Maybe you told your child no video games until next weekend and one day later let them have the game boy just so you could have some peace and quiet for fucks sake! This class must be taken in conjunction with Time Management Strategies or else you'll be royally screwed!
Selective Hearing 101 The kids do it to you now it's time to learn how to give them a taste of their own medicine! This course also includes techniques on proper ways to ignore without being neglectful, and how to effectively tune them out.
I am going to tag....
Fianna
Debs
Robinella
Sauntering Soul
Beckie
10 comments:
Selective hearing 101- My husband teaches that course!
Oh goodness - this is a good meme! I'll give it a shot later today. And thanks, because I did not know what I was going to blog about today, the second to last day of NaBloPoMo (a.k.a. my word, is November ever going to end?).
Oh God, I love this! You rocked this meme, what are you talking about? :)
"Maybe you told your child no video games until next weekend and one day later let them have the game boy just so you could have some peace and quiet for fucks sake!" - Have you been in my house?! What the hell?
Great job!
Great job!
Love it. I will be posting mine later today. :)
Great Job! I'll try to get to it next week.
Personally, I don't want to know how to make anything that smells, looks or tastes like pink fuzzy pussies. Thank you very much. How about long hard dicks? Now that I could get into.
R~ How about a Pink Penis?
Awesome!! Funny stuff, for fucks sake. I get a smile on my face every time I hear that phrase.
Never heard of it.
R~ If you took my advanced Mixed drinks class you'd learn how to make a Pink Penis!! It's all abou the lesser know drinks!!
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