WTF Thursday

My hubs is a word geek. He gets a txt every morning giving him a new word, it's definition and a sample sentence. He uses it at least once during the day. He loves learning new words, loves expanding his vocabulary. He sorta blogs, he hasn't been lately. We were talking about something and I said he should blog about it. He proceeds to tell me "I'm not blogging that. I'm not going to blog anymore. I think I'm going to delete the whole thing." I freak out a lil, tell him not to do that, I said,"Blogging can be very cathartic." He stops cold. Looks at me like "You're not my word of the day. WTF do you think your doing using a big word like that before I use it?" Then he proceeds to tell me he will never use that word. Now I'm the one looking at him like WTF! I say,"You mean to tell me just because I used a big word that you haven't used yet means you won't ever use it? All because I said it first?" Him,"Yes." WTF?!

I have another one from him. 2 WTF's both happened within an hour of each other. Not only is my hubs a word geek he is a tech geek too. Let me just take the opportunity now to say that geek is sexy. He loves his mac book pro, and his i-phone more than me. I asked him again how much his i-phone cost. He said 300. I started to ask him why the hell he got that one when he could have waited for the new gen and could get it for a hundred less. He starts babbling, "How was I supposed to know,blah,blah,blah." I say,"So, I could get a new gen i-phone for 199?" He goes on to school me that the only way to get one for that price is to upgrade the old gen i-phone. That I would still have to pay 300 for the new gen i-phone. But that I will not be getting a new gen i-phone. Here starts the WTF. I start doing the math in my head as to what our monthly cell bill would be if we both had i-phones. We discuss it. He tells me, "What we can do is I'll go into AT&T and upgrade my i-phone and you can have mine." Me, "Uh, NO! I'm going to get the new gen i-phone, you already have an i-phone." He blows a gasket, spewing things like, "You couldn't even find a file on your computer, You wouldn't even USE half the features on it. It would be such a waste in your hands." I tried asking him what features he thinks I wouldn't use. The only thing he mentioned was some GPS thingy. He didn't tell me any others because by that point he was too flustered at the thought of me having the new gen i-phone and not him. WTF?!!

One more WTF for the day. It's a picture.Do you see all the propane tanks behind the fireworks tent? The gas station right next to all the fucking explosives? What about the propane truck filling up with gas? What you don't see are some big ass fucking full tanks of propane off to the left of the picture. Wait. may I have a picture that shows them better. Click it to big it!WTF?!!