Q&A with Kaytabug Part 4

Today's Q&A is brought to you by that wild and crazy gal Nikki. She had the gall to ask me, "Have you ever had that not so fresh feeling?"
She really likes this question....check this out. I had Strawberry Shortcake answer : Why no I haven't! I always smell like strawberries! Sweet,fresh,strawberries!

Didn't they used to make a strawberry smelling douche? If they did they don't anymore. That's such a shame. Nikki brought this on, so now I am going to share with you the conversation Nikki and I had from my SS answer.

Nikki in reply to my SS answer: Oh that is just so WRONG!


Me: LOL! But she REALLY does!!!

Nikki: I don't know. I've never smelled her crotch before.

Me: Laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. I never smelled her crotch either but the shortcake I had as a child smelled like strawberries. The blueberry girl smelled like blueberries...they don't make them that way anymore? Still laughing...

Nikki: Do I need to check for you? Please don't say yes.

Me: OMG...stop cracking me up. If she is a happy meal toy then I bet they didn't scent those anyway. If you're ever in toys-r-us give one a wiff.

Nikki: Nope, not a happy meal toy. She is a genuine 1980's Shortcake doll. I bet you're impressed now.

Me: ohhhh yes I am and Now I am going to ass you to smell her!!! bwahahaha

Nikki: Ya know, her hat has lost that magical strawberry smell. Something tells me her nether regions have too.

Me: Well... then your shortcake does experience that not so fresh feeling. How sad.

Nikki: Shall I offer her a spritz of Febreeze?

Me: Sure! That's how I keep things fresh in the bedroom!!!(Thanks Jeff Dunham for my funny comeback!)

Nikki: I'm just not going to go there.

Now I am wondering if there is a Strawberry scented Febreeze. Just because I don't shove any sunshine and I tell it like it is(I so wish I could figure out how to get my "tagline" to show up in my header) my answer to Nikki's question is yes I have. I don't think it's possible to feel fresh during that time of the month . Nor do I feel fresh after my hubs leaves a deposit in my love bank. I am sure this is all TMI but she asked! Don't forget if you are coming late to my party and haven't asked me a question yet head on down to this post and ask away. Just remember, be careful what you ask for!!

Oh, what a Beautiful Morning.....

So I said I would keep everyone updated in this post,here it goes.......

Last week, Wednesday to be precise, my hubby tells me not to stop the dryer. I asked why, he tells me there is a towel in it. WHAT? A towel? Do you mean what I think you mean? Please tell me that towel is for your cup and not just to have a nice warm towel after a shower!!!! Oh yeah, that towel was for the cup! Have I mentioned how much I love that man? I had no clue he was actually going to go through with it. I am the type of girl that doesn't like to get her hopes up, I hate being let down. So there I was all excited like a giddy school girl.

He comes home and tells me that he won't get the outcum (teehee) until Tuesday. Well folks it is Tuesday! There was not a single tiny fish swimming around in his sample. Now talk about a giddy school girl, that is me! I am pleased as punch. I could sing it from the rooftops... No more babies! Good thing, cuz every time I look at my Lil' Men's Baby photos I crave a baby, I actually craved one while viewing this, she is one of the cutest baby girls I have ever laid eyes on... add to that the small desire I will always carry to have a daughter of my very own.

Now, I do not have to worry about all those silly cravings and desires. We have plain old gravy now! I am really looking forward to not worrying about getting pregnant, or if I took that pill ... Gone are those days! I feel so free!! Wow, I can not express my joy! I promise not to write about all the joy that I will be experiencing now that we are fish free. Pinky Swear!

I LOVE My Man!

******* WARNING*******
This Post May Contain Sexually Explicit/Graphic Material/Matter. Not Suitable for The 18 and Under Crowd, Nor the Tight Ass Stuck up Bitches Crowd. You Know Who You Are, Put That Back Button to Good Use!

So for those of you who joined me down here, you are probably in for a HUGE let Down! Today is the One year Anniversary of my husband taking one for the team and getting his baby making vessel in Nut 1 and Nut 2 cut and burned! Burn baby Burn!! He was such a trooper, and such a big BABY! To give him his props they did cut and burn the vas in Nut 2 TWICE. As the Doc' said " It was a slippery lil' booger." And, " It just did not want to come out and play." If my memory serves, it doesn't serve me well,he had to wait 6 weeks after the same day procedure to go back in for his follow up and to get further instruction on when and where to drop off his sample of Baby Gravy, hopefully just plain old Gravy.

During this time we were in the process of moving from a foreign country back to the good ole U. S. of A! We get all settled in our new home, way after his 6 week point, I am nagging him to make an appt. He finally does. I did my wifely duty by asking him what he thought the room would be like. What kind or porn they would offer. Did he think he would be able to preform. Something along those lines anyway and I had him psyched(nervous)!! I love my wifely duties.

He comes home with a brown paper bag, instructions(like he needs them),a cup and plastic bag.He was elated that he was able to jack off in the privacy of our own home. Did that make it easier to Jizz in the cup? NO! You would think that the lack of sex would be my hubby's first hint that he needed to donate some of his Love Juice in the cup. But NOOOO, I had to spell it out for him. That still didn't work. There was this one time he got close but we called the Lab to make sure they would be open on his day off.... NEGATIVE... they were off too!

I am beyond frustrated, I know he is too. Damn-it!! I want to know for sure that there are no more tiny fish swimming around in his Man Milk. I do not want to ASSume that he is in fact fish-less. My desire to never ever ever... eva eva eva eva eva have another child FAR outweighs my desire for the wonderful uninhibited sex my hubby and I would have. I keep dreaming of the day we can have all the uninhibited sex we desire...... Speaking of dreams... I LOVE waking up from my slumber to find myself in the middle of a great big for REAL O that originated from my dream. That is so fucking sweet! Is that brain fucking?

So my wonderful hubby says next week is the week he will Jizz in the cup and take it to the Lab to be tested. I will keep everyONE updated! I leave you with this visual....