Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Rear View

Here it is, Hump Day. I was just about to write a big garbled mess of words as my mind is doing the 1,000 mile a minute thing again. When I came here to start typing out a few of the thoughts I realized HA! I don't have to type out all these wonderful/scary thoughts!! I am saved from your criticism as by tomorrow I will have forgotten my crazy thoughts! Nee ner nee ner nee ner! You'll never know, unless they come to the surface again. Damn it.

This one is my personal favorite right now. I am so sick and tired of these ppl. I was coming up on my corner this afternoon, I will be turning left onto my street. A car was turning onto the street I was on, she would have been making a left so that means turning out in front of me, she had a stop sign but did she stop? FUCK NO! WHY? She was talking on her fucking cell phone. She just cruised right through not looking either way, not stopping, nothing! All because she was deep in fucking chatty cathy world. Deep breath. Okay, this one had even my hubby laughing his ass off! (He is still a smoker)

I have embraced, how about you?See we could call it EmYoInDo....oh no that sounds like I'd need rolling papers.
Happy Hump Day!!!
7 Nablomedwn 23 to go!

12 comments:

Beckie said...

Those are great! The first two especially - I am still trying to ignore my inner dork.

Emma in Canada said...

Oh those are good. The cellphone one was very fitting as yesterday my friend and I, along with 3 kids, were almost hit by some guy who was dialling his cellhone and veered into our lane. It's a shame it's not yet illegal to use them in Alberta because I would have reported him.

Sauntering Soul said...

I'm a dork and proud of it.

Debs said...

I LOVE THEM!!

I have embraced my inner dork.

Anonymous said...

We actually ate in a Ruby Tuesday, in SC I think, where the smoking area was actually ENCLOSED in glass walls. A little seeped out when the doors opened but not that bad - those butt stickers are great.

Dork R signing out.

Fianna said...

Love them! Except I am so guilty of cell phone usage while driving. I am a dork. Big Dork.

Anonymous said...

Proud dork here. And I hate the cellphone people! HELLO, are you that important right this second?!

Unknown said...

Love the last one although the others are pretty accurate. :)

Junebug said...

Agree with the smokeless dining. Here in Oklahoma we can finally dine without inhaling smoke.

Emma in Canada said...

I tagged you. Don't feel you have to do it though.

Robocop said...

One of my pet peeves include people who talk on the cell phone while driving.

And I am still searching for my inner dork.

Jenni said...

I like all of these. I'm coming to terms with my inner dork. If she would just stay "in" more often, we would get along much better, but she insists on showing herself to the world constantly.