~ I heart Tar-jay! I stocked up on more Method stuff and bought 3 new shorts!
~ Why does Abercrombie and you know who STINK? I couldn't walk past the damn store without covering my nose. Did they break a buttload of vile cologne all over the stores floor? Does that stench really need to be right next to the Food court, wafting it's putridness over the people trying to eat? And another thing, why did it have to be across from Stankee Candle?!
~ From this day forward I shall call them Abercrombie & Stench and Stankee Candle. Copyright Kaytabug 2008.
~ I feel sorry for the lil peeping Tina that decided to look under the dressing room at NY and Co. while her mom was trying on clothes in the stall next to me. She will need therapy someday.
~ I don't like shopping without out a female opinion companion. FOC.
~ Why is it that when I walked into half the stores at the mall I felt like I didn't belong in them? I felt like everyone was looking at me saying "You're too old to shop here." or "Nothing is going to fit you in here."
~ Then I would see at least one person who looked more out of place than me and I felt better.( Yep, that is nice speak for, I saw someone older or fatter than me. You wanna make somethin' of it?)
~ My day shopping without kids in tow(which is the ONLY way I will clothes shop), was spoiled by the 2nd phone call from the service guy telling me that there was something else he found that needed to be fixed. I wanted to ask if he would accept a first born son as payment.
~ The maintenance on 2 cars, one yesterday and one today, was almost 1,400 dollars. What's that saying? An ounce of preventative maintenance is ... fucking outrageously expensive or maybe it's more like getting it up you know where but by an elephant! It better be worth every damn penny!
~ Imagine being in an
~ I wonder how many people in the mall laughed when they heard the ring tone for my Hubby. They must of thought I had my own Alvin tucked in my purse singing "Bow Chika Wow wow Chika Wow wow"!
Photos I promised from Monday's post will show up one of these days. I am coming down with a serious head cold. Thanks baby boy.
11 comments:
I have this problem that clothes are either too maw maw or too skanky. There is no in between! And I really really need in between. I'm just not ready for maw maw yet. I won't even get into the too big/too little problem, THAT would take too long. I think abercrombie smells strong too. I love YCs but I only like one at a time, not a storeful.
clothes shopping. *shudder*
NY & CO has been so hit or miss lately and their prices keeping getting higher and higher. I've sadly stopped shopping there and my love once grew so deep.
(Abercrombie & Stench actually puts the disgusting smell in their carpeting. I need to go puke just thinking about it......)
YES! Someone else who agrees with me about all the stanky stores! I am highly sensitive to perfumes and a visit to the mall can give me a huge sneezing fit or a massive headache. If it isn't all the perfume in the stores (with people paid just to squirt it around and on unsuspecting passersby), it's the flocks of silly teens and twenty-somethings. Good LORD! Take a shower! That'll make you smell better. Don't just try to cover the b.o. with a gallon of A&F's signature fragrance.
Oh, and here is another complaint about perfumes/colognes. I should blog about this since I can't post pics, but I think I'd rather leave a postment right here. Have you seen the posters advertising Tim McGraw's new cologne? WTF!?! He used to be so hot. He looks like a complete metrosexual--and not in a Ben Affleck kind of way. It's WRONG!
I can't remember what else you said about the mall, but I know I was nodding in agreement to at least two or three other points.
LOL! I remember now! I was just thinking it was odd that you ran into WT in Hobby Lobby. Is that not totally how you picture him now that he has dispelled the stereotypical Aussie myth?
(Just kidding. Sort of.)
There are islands in Hobby Lobby? Who knew. Must go there to get rays more often.
Tarjay is the best place ever.
I'm still made at AberStench for their racy line of preteen undies that had the "eye candy" on them.
When we were on vacation and went to a mall. Two men walked by wearing way too much aftershave/cologne. I swear I could taste it. YUCK!
Please don't pick on Stankee Candle. I *pink fuzzy heart* it!! We used to live in MA near their factory and their huge flagship store. Hubby and I could - and did - spend hours there.
The other stores? Nothing there that'll fit me. You'll find me down at Big Mama, Inc.
Abercrombie does smell like arse - but I'm always drooling over the homoerotic looking shirtless men in the really big picture at the front of the store. What's up with that, anyway - aren't you selling clothes and not lack of clothes? Whatever - those guys are still hot.
You crack me up. I need you to make one up for Bath and Body. We can smell it as soon as we walk into our mall and that is quite a distance!
Were you able to not laugh at cell phone ring? I would have as I just did reading this. My dad, who is going on 6, has some god awful rap song as his.
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