I don't know how many times I have gone through my photo albums looking for material for this post. I am starting to feel like I didn't have as many embarrassing photos to share as I first thought. I really am thinking that this will get old QUICK! Will anyone tell me when they tire of seeing my mug every fucking Friday? I guess I'll take the hint when comments go down.
As some of you may know I was a ballerina back in the day. Not a professional one. I thought about starting out with my first recital photos and work my way up. None of them are as funny as this lot. I was 11 or 12 in these. I am now thankful I do not have a girl, I would not want to deal with a female mini-me! Why? You ask.
This is why....
Seriously? at 11 or 12? There was no hope for me was there?
It's like a re-occurring theme with me.(I say this because of lasts weeks and the fact that there are more where these came from)
The pretty curling iron ringlets my step-mother spent hours on.Okay. Maybe it wasn't hours but it sure felt like it!
The official photo...
Have you ever wondered if 80's punk rock girls wore jelly shoes? Hummm.
As some of you may know I was a ballerina back in the day. Not a professional one. I thought about starting out with my first recital photos and work my way up. None of them are as funny as this lot. I was 11 or 12 in these. I am now thankful I do not have a girl, I would not want to deal with a female mini-me! Why? You ask.
This is why....
Seriously? at 11 or 12? There was no hope for me was there?
The pretty curling iron ringlets my step-mother spent hours on.Okay. Maybe it wasn't hours but it sure felt like it!
The official photo...
Have you ever wondered if 80's punk rock girls wore jelly shoes? Hummm.
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Oh shit! I recognize that look from the first two photos, and it certainly isn't from any of my photos at that age--or ever. I was too awkward to ever think I was all that. She must get it from her father's side.
Okay, I have to stop taking breaks or this floor will never be done!
Holy crap! That look and those legs!
Yowza.
:-)
Instead of having people that have to dance on their toes all the time, why not just hire taller dancers - Stephen Wright
I think I see "attitude" (:
Love WT's quote! I tried dance when I was in grade school, it didn't stick. :)
you look great though, proper attitude for dance. :)
Oh my Lord. I don't have words. Too Freakin Funny!
Wow - what great long legs - but....yikes, that outfit it about as hideous as they get! (total 80's)
dudette, those legs? omigod.
but as for the look and the straw? i. am. afraid.